Wakefield, MA

a ghetto town in northern Massachusetts.

this town is so ghetto that its population all speak and act "ghetto". many strange expressions such as "stoked" and "joshing" originated here.

"im so stoked for the party tonight. haha just joshing.."

"judging from your vernacular, you must be from Wakefield, MA."

by iwinyoulose October 7, 2009

weak sauce

To be extremely lame. The combination of these words root from New Brunswick, NJ.

Don't be weak sauce, man, come out and party with us.

by Mike Fernando Atari March 10, 2005

wakedavid

Excellent website resource/discussion forum aimed at encouraging the failure of David Blaines ridiculous stunt 'above the below'

I'm so fed up of egomanaic fool David Blaine, that I'm going to post on the wakedavid website to air my opinions on the 'twat in a box'

by taxpayer September 29, 2003

Weak broad

Females that have physical/behavioral charactersitics that are unbefitting of a classy broad. Possible causes include: (stankness), (hateration), (arrogance), (obesity), can't dress well or is rather unaatractive(fugly).

Someone need to teach that shawty Kendra how to dance; What a weak broad.

by Ricardo Geo September 29, 2008

wake 'n' bacon

The act of waking up and instantly eatting large amounts of bacon.

"I guess its time to get some wake 'n' bacon done."

by 1m in chem August 14, 2012

Wake And Cake

Wake And Cake
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine and wax. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake.' Wake and Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.

All the Jewish dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid wake and cake.

by jaSDIZLe April 14, 2014

wake the white wolf

A neckbeard bitching out.

Watch out for that neckbeard, he's gonna wake the white wolf.

by Magic Daddy September 5, 2019