Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.

Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

ladge up

A word to take the piss. Or when a plan goes wrong.

if someone gets caught smoking by there mum.
Ladge up boi.
How did it go.
Was a complete ladge up

by matt one March 25, 2008

Up the bumble

When you meet a girl on the bumble dating app and successfully secure anal.

Michael: What did you do last night Lawrence?
Lawrence: I met up with this eastern european bird from bumble and took her up the arse.
Michael: Up the bumble, The holy grail!

by RandyRhoads84 November 27, 2020

stone up

To find some courage.

Dude, quit being a pussy. Just stone up and do it!

by Table 14 Seat 6 June 6, 2018

up only

A phrase heavily used on twitter by traders and investors to symbolise the excitement around a buoyant cryptocurrency market.

up only chaps

by abcdee_ March 30, 2021

Down and Up

When you take a shot of alcohol and as soon as you swallow it comes right back up.

Awe man Maddy took 5 shots then had a down and up!

by POKEMON123 July 28, 2013

fauxucked up

The feeling you get when drinking an excessive amount of non-alcoholic beers amoung other people drinking "real" beer.

Jason: Dude I just killed a 12 pack of Sharps!

Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?

Jason: Yup!

by chase hollywood November 11, 2011