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The area between the twat and the shitter a.k.a. twitter
"It ain't the twat and it ain't the shitter, it's her twitter"
The area of skin, located on a women between the twat and the shitter.
I tried to finger her but was so drunk I just ended up stroking her twitter
Twitter by The Pitch Doctor September 26, 2012

Twitter Twerp 

Anyone who uses ludicrous and insulting language against more prominent individuals with the hope of hijacking their Twitter followers.
@tedmcclelland was a Twitter Twerp when he started a word fight with Richard Marx. www.themorningnews.org/article/right-here-waiting
Twitter Twerp by NebraskaGreg January 14, 2013
One of the most writer un-friendly websites out there. Designed for talking trash. The thought police will block you if you make remarks that are beyond hostile or touch a nerve that goes into the realm of slamming pedophiles as Jared Fogle and Ian Watkins of Lostprophets were on the receiving end of a hashtag reaming.
I've seen what Darren McKeeman pulled after he was fired from Gothic.net, still enraged that his photo in a tux was used as urinal cake and photographed the aftermath. He up and created a fake twitter account of me and seen other fake accounts pop up as well.
twitter by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

twitter criminal 

Phrase used by people who believe the entire world revolves around Twitter.
Weak and sad comeback used by people on Twitter who are embarrassed after having their stupidity thrown back in their face

Phrase used by Samantha Markle in a sad attempt to classify any person who candidly discusses her on Twitter as a criminal.
“You will find everything in my folder marked ‘Twitter Criminals’”, Samantha Markle

These Twitter criminals are dangerous!

I’m a Twitter criminal yo! Jesse Pinkman/Breaking Bad