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Phrase used by people who believe the entire world revolves around Twitter.
Weak and sad comeback used by people on Twitter who are embarrassed after having their stupidity thrown back in their face

Phrase used by Samantha Markle in a sad attempt to classify any person who candidly discusses her on Twitter as a criminal.
“You will find everything in my folder marked ‘Twitter Criminals’”, Samantha Markle

These Twitter criminals are dangerous!

I’m a Twitter criminal yo! Jesse Pinkman/Breaking Bad
by Defining Diva July 26, 2021
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Adjective: estranged relatives who come out of the woodwork to exploit your position in life because they are too lazy to make anything out of themselves and feel entitled to glom your success.
“It doesn’t matter if we haven’t spoken in decades, family is family, and furthermore she owes us!”
“Whoa!! She went back to using her maiden name to attach herself to you? Typical Markle move.”.
“Got a huge promotion and on cue my 1/2 siblings I haven’t seen or spoken with in a decade are putting their hands out like a Markle.”
by Defining Diva July 31, 2021
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