Tumbleweave

Debri that's bound together by hair.

The park was deserted with all but tiny pieces of tumbleweave drifting throughout the perimeters. -Nikki Rice

by Rikki Nice February 29, 2016

Tumblring

Pretending that one's eccentricities and moral shortcomings aren't personal and that every unacceptance of them is bigotry.

Julias Tumblring again, since shes come off her meds shes told three people they are mindshaming.

by penishands115 April 18, 2016

tumbleweed

Someone who walks around, typically in a work environment, and is absolutely clueless. An airhead.

Larry just walks around like a fuckin' tumbleweed, bumping into people and does nothing else all damn day!

by IJustWantARaccoon October 7, 2016

Tumblestuck

When you think to yourself, "I'll just check Tumblr real quick,"
8 days later you haven't eaten slept, or showered, but your brain is full of dank memes

"dude how did you miss the party?"

"Sorry, I got tumblestuck"

by levisjeans September 19, 2016

Tumblr

Bethany

Did you see Bethany in those flower shorts on the skateboard? That's so Tumblr :3

by sidthedinosaur3000 July 28, 2016

Tumblrized

When someone or something becomes so muddled in aspects of identity politics, that there is no sense of individuality or happiness. (Some real-life problems associated, or synonymous, with this word are being a "real feminist" and look out for your true Scotsman fallacy there, daddy issues, mysandry, putting women on a pedestal, believing men are evil, especially if they are white, straight and cis-heteronormative, and believe that there are more than two genders.)

(Scenario 1)

Average White Guy: Wow, hey bud I need to talk with somebody, could you give me an ear.
Average Friendo: Sure mang, whatchu need?
Average White Guy: My girlfriend has become so immersed into these mysandrist beliefs that she doesn't want to date me anymore bro. She thinks I'm evil because I'm white.
Average Friendo: But why is that?
Average White Guy: I don't know, she's been using this blog recently.
Average Friendo: Oh, I'm sorry bro, I think your girl has been tumblrized.

(Scenario 2)

Stephen (pronounced STEH-FAHN): Hey, welcome to my blog!!!! I'm so glad you came by to read my about my shitposting ho ass, I'm a 23 year old female to male transitioning asexual who enjoys drinking them cis-het white male tears!!! Topics on this blog are: smashing the Patriarchy, Feminism, Femdom/BDSM, and self-deprecating humor/cis-het male bashing. My preferred personal pronouns are Xe, Xem, and Xyrs, and don't worry and just pray to your fem gods Brianna Wu and Anita Sarkesian!!!
Normal Person: This person has become so tumblrized that it actually thinks that it is the most special of snowflakes; this person lacks overall self-awareness.

by whoevenwhatstoliveanynore June 24, 2016

tumble bug

A ride at luna park

Let's ride the tango train! No, let's ride the tumble bug!

by Brooke hayes 4ever21 July 30, 2016