by Bubiiii July 25, 2019
The opposite of health food. You go to a "green" market for health food, and you go to a burger joint for food that is guaranteed to raise your cholesterol level to the top of the Empire State Building and load you up with a week's worth of sodium.
by TheScienceDude November 17, 2016
I was in such good shape when I exercised, had sex a lot, and didn’t eat. Now I’m just in food shape.
by Things Laurel Says... August 31, 2018
Used to describe various gas station hot food options which range in color from light brown to true brown. Typically observed in translucent warming boxes, golden food encompasses many edibles which include, but are not limited to: chicken strips, corn dogs, burritos, pizza sticks, onion rings, french fries, crispitos, jojos, jalapeno poppers, taquitos, chicken-on-a-stick, etc. Gas stations of the western United States are renowned for their varied selections due to the limited food options in rural areas; however, golden food can be found in most gas stations in all 50 states.
by Stcherb June 30, 2013
Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.
by Errect Phalic Member April 27, 2016
The same prepackaged food you have been living off of for the past 5 years or the omega poor meal you put together despite living in a two story house, owning yeezys/tims, only wearing "designer clothing", and blowing 2k of your moms credit card on vbucks last week like it was no big deal.
by Pee Doge January 05, 2021
by HeavyDynamite December 26, 2022