Twitter

"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.

I want you to tickle my twitter

by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020

twitter user khi

twitter user khi is @merc4pfs biggest opp.

“ fuck twitter user khi ” - merc4pf

by ihyskip January 6, 2021

TWITTER

Meeting place for teens, BuzzFeed "journalists", and fat commies. Essentially NPCs, there are numerous scientific investigations determining if these people have consciousness.

Twitter's actual mission statement:

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

by GOVTisCORRUPT January 14, 2021

Twitter

The very thing wrong with our society

Guy 1:, Hey, did you hear Girl uses Twitter?
Guy 2: Ew. She probably posts a bunch of stuff about Hazbin Hotel and random petitions.

by Psuedosocial January 21, 2021

Twitter Takeover

An act done by a group of people with similar interests on Twitter whom set the same profile picture and interact with tweets simultaneously.

Waa first recorded during Mid-May of 2020, by a group chat called "Yeonrice".

Person 1: Something weird happened last night... A bunch of people with the same profile picture spammed my tweet!

Person 2: It's called a Twitter Takeover!

by zhonglispear January 28, 2021

Twitter person

Someone who shows qualities of twitter, such as ratio'ing or canceling.

"Look at this stupid twitter person trying to ratio a vtuber"

by AngryMadMan February 7, 2021

Twitter

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.

Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.

by Duckos February 15, 2021