Dirty Mike

The term for an individual that has contracted all of the possible STD's.

Ya man, she got tested, she is positive for dirty mike.

by bigmike999 November 02, 2015

Dirty Mike

You eat some Jersey Mike's before deep throating a guy and projectile vomit on them

Person 1:Man this guy was so cute but I dirty mike yesterday and he blocked me
Person 2: That gross but erotic

by Kyota Z July 04, 2022

Chronic-mike

The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.

Chronic-mike love hotdogs.

by Ihatem1ke May 04, 2023

Mike Oak

Mike Oak = Banger

Wow see that guy over there he's a Mike Oak

by BigDungus69 May 15, 2020

Muted Mike

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.

your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend

by 1quick1 June 20, 2013

Mike Wahousekey

A house key that is in the shape of a

Mike Wazowski

Honey, can you grab my Mike Wahousekey?

by Actually the word Nigga January 06, 2021

Mike Scro

A sexy guy that sometimes lies but is so amazing in bed you won't care.

This guy I'm dating is such a Mike Scro

by Phoenix SC March 13, 2017