does not get up on a friday. definitely bats for both sides. his idea of a great night out is saturday night bingo.
by big boobs anonymous April 19, 2018
Get the Mike Selisnymug. Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.
by UrbanWhisperer June 10, 2022
Get the Mailman Mikemug. 
by urmominvietnam November 18, 2021
Get the Mike Wazowskimug. Mike Ess the man the myth the legend in his own head…the patron saint of newcomer swag…good friend very spiritual but will still knock someone’s top off if tempted…will do anything for his gang…has hair like a Brazilian goddess usually hated by most men with receding hair lines and no beards…a mike Ess usually has a illustrious sensational beard that doesn’t need any maintenance oils and all them other things most men put on their beards. A mike Ess is usually known to be a Latin lover who can Rico suave any women he desires into dropping their panties….
by Chubzyaheard November 23, 2021
Get the mike essmug. by risengamer1337 June 10, 2020
Get the Chocolate Mikemug. Person 1:Man this guy was so cute but I dirty mike yesterday and he blocked me
Person 2: That gross but erotic
Person 2: That gross but erotic
by Kyota Z July 4, 2022
Get the Dirty Mikemug.