by icannot November 23, 2020
Is the sexual act of stuffing all your meat and beans through a gimp suit hood mouth hole you’re wearing as underwear and packing all that Junk into your partners mouth, using fingers if needed, to fill them so they look like a stuffed hamster, wriggling those hips to the tune of I’m Sexy And I Know it until you nut and she expels it through her nose like raging bull.
by BluetifulWaffle June 02, 2020
by amt4177 March 23, 2016
When your balls deep in the back of your vehicle and your girl knocks the vehicle into neutral and it starts moving from your thrusting.
Last night I totally Dirty Jarrett This girl in the back of my pathfinder and it rolled into traffic.
by Propanegain June 09, 2020
by Melvyn Heinz April 25, 2018
Girl friend: Oh baby, you feel sooo good, i feel like im in heaven
Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
Girlfriend: not another dirty Nicholas
Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
Girlfriend: not another dirty Nicholas
by Babygirl1719 July 31, 2020
A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
by F1Chick March 11, 2019