masterbate text

A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.

It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.

by masterbatexter December 27, 2009

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unable-to-text-back syndrome

disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'

text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome

by kkkkkkkkkk May 30, 2004

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slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place

I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text

by mb ride October 27, 2009

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Pep Text

A motivational text.

I was super unmotivated after my shitty bonus but a pep text from Amy helped me get my ass back to work on Monday morning.

by Jellman April 26, 2010

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Scorpion text

A text message requesting a person's presence, but done in the vein of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. The text only says, "GET OVER HERE!" and is always in all caps to add the emphasis.

Text message from a friend: GET OVER HERE!

Person receiving the text: I just got the Scorpion text, I better meet up with my friend right now before I become TOASTY!

by R-Fo June 13, 2010

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