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What the balls 

Less severe way of saying "What the fuck" or "What the hell". Used to express confusion, shock, or frustration. Also used on the Internet in it's acronym form "WTB".
Ex. "Can you believe that Steve and Ashley hung out last night?" "What the balls? No way dude!"

or "What the balls is that?!"

or "What the balls is taking you so long?"
What the balls by Wimsyy March 1, 2011

hit below the belt 

To say something that is often too personal, usually irrelevant, and always unfair. The expression comes from boxing, in which it is illegal to hit an opponent below the belt.
To remind reformed alcoholics of their drinking problem is to hit below the belt.
hit below the belt by cromewild September 8, 2015

talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet
If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

the first line of the milk fic.
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"
Phil Lester: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub --
Dan Howell: NO NO N O NOPE NOepnope sT OP

The Black Hole

The act of bending over and revealing your asshole to someone.. by simply "mooning" them and spreading the butt checks.
I walked outside and saw mike spreading his butt checks and revealing "the black hole".
The Black Hole by DiabeticMike October 14, 2009

thrown under the bus 

1. To intentionally reveal damaging or unflattering information about another's character or transpired event, while at the same time trying to make themselves look good or innocent in the eyes of the listener. To shift blame or attention in a cowardly way.
The varsity quarteback was thrown under the bus by a sophomore when the coach was told who toilet papered his house.
thrown under the bus by speedork August 18, 2006