Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti December 7, 2023

Royal steamer

The action of defecating on someone else’s closed toilet seat.
Not to be confused with an upper decker.

The party was a bust, so I left a royal steamer.

by pickle-chips July 10, 2024

Keir Starmer

See- Warmonger
Also See- Retard

Voting Keir Starmer is the worst thing you could've done fellow Brits, well done!

by UltimateDoge July 11, 2024

Keir Starmer

As boring as John Major and as honest as Boris Johnson. The establishment's choice for prime minister.

Keir Starmer is a prick

by ehnowthen July 13, 2024

Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass

“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up

by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024

sketch streamer

Sketch, someone who likes to get stretched by his fans , is a famous streamer who has gained many viewers all over the world. He has played with many big streamers; one of them goes by the name Jynzzxi.

Oh, I love watching the "sketch streamer" guy. It was great seeing him stretched.

by Reaurfj July 20, 2024

Bosnian Steamer

A Bosnian Steamer is when you take a shit on a active landmine and play frisbee with it, optionally you can play frisbee with grandma

My dog played fetch with my Bosnian steamer, he exploded when he caught it.

by freaky&zestytesticlee August 6, 2024