straight edge 

A nicer word for the term "Pussy". They think they are tough but really bake cookies for each other and enjoy each others company at hardcore shows because rather than getting a life, or a girlfriend, they slam dance to 3 chord music.

Joe:D00D I AM TEH Straight Edge PH33R ME!
Bob:Shut up, pussy.

straight edge by kekekekelololol April 27, 2006

Straight person 

A nasty creature that everyone should stay away from.

Oh you’re a straight person? Stay away from me you contagious rat.

Straight person by F4gwithnoname February 24, 2021

Straight edge 

basically saying im too much of a pussy to do drugs or have sex but im still into cool things or im just afraid my of my parents but im a hardcore motherfucking punk/poser emo/poser

poser faggot punk:im straight edge so im still cool with you guys right?
real punk: shut the fuck up bitch! no johnny go get me some smack

Straight edge by cool ass mothafucker March 14, 2009

straight pirate 

an oxymoron

straight pirate by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Straight people 

One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?

Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.

Straight people by the random. March 1, 2023

Straight hair 

Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.

Guys love straight hair.

Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.

Straight hair by wafflezer July 19, 2016

straight rye 

whisky without ice or water

I'll have a straight rye.

straight rye by magicianfromriga August 18, 2007