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Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."
Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.
by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016
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santaphobia

You are scared of being raped by santa while he is breaking into your home. XD
Mom, I think I have santaphobia. :(
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Santa claused

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)
Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.
by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017
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Santa’s Rodeo

When women dressed as raindeer pulling the male dressed as santa in a sled into a barn of horny elves.
cum on down to santa’s rodeo this weekend $6.90 a ticket
by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017
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Santa dirt

It was a bad thing that I met you, you're Santa dirt
by Gobba September 16, 2017
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santayah

santayah is a beautiful girl and great sister and and a great sister. you will be lucky to meet her. she always gets good grades and is good in school. is you meet a santayah you better not loose her cause she will be the best person you will every meet.
santayah is the best person you will ever meet
by maria colleen October 2, 2017
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santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.
"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .
by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017
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