poop shoot

a butthole

shove it up your poop shoot

by MrShovelz March 2, 2024

International Shoot A CEO Day

A holiday that occurs on the 4th of December each year. Celebrators are encouraged to shoot a CEO to encourage meaningful change in a way that democracy has failed them.

I can't go to work today since I have plans for International Shoot A CEO Day.

by hephaestus82 December 10, 2024

Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

Drive-by-Shoeting

Shoeholics obsessed with taking photos of shoes in store windows without trying on or buying.

A "Oh wait! Love those shoeboots! Must get a photo!"
B "Is this just another drive-by-shoeting or do you want to go in and try them on?"
A "No, I can't afford them. Just wanted to get a picture of the lovelies."

by creativegoddess November 12, 2011

Poop and Shoot

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Hey, watch me poop and shoot

by shitbirdie November 4, 2011

ship it or shoot it

Ship it:putting two people together i ship it
Shoot it:rejecting a ship

Jamie asked the squad ship it or shoot it when referring to the ship if the squad

by Madds18 March 17, 2016

clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016