Seasons bleedings

When one or many girls in your life are on there period during the Christmas season! Usually making Christmas an emotional nightmare.

I bought Sue that new coat she wanted for Christmas, but she was on her seasons bleedings and all she could do was yell at me because I didn't shovel the driveway right.

by guyoutnumbered December 10, 2010

seasonly awkward

when you don't know whether to wear shorts or sweatpants due to the awkward weather conditions and others' opinions. usually takes place in areas such as New York or New Jersey during April/early May, and no one quite knows the attire to wear. similar to socially awkward, but this is centered around the time of year and what people wear

Amanda's wearing leggings and Uggs, and Jen's wearing shorts and flip-flops. Its definitely that seasonly awkward time of the year.

by mTeAlYaLnOiRe May 25, 2011

Sesto Calende

One of the smallest towns in Italy. Located in northern Italy, in the boundaries of Milan by the Ticino river, it is a rather small town which interestingly enough attracts many tourists during Summer. There is a big Augusta Westland factory, reminiscent of the town's no-longer existing airplane factory, bombed during WWII. The bridge connecting it to Casteletto Sopra Ticino (and therefore connecting the regions of Lombardia and Piemonte) was also bombed by the Nazi, but a makeshift bridge made with fishing boats was made while the real bridge was being rebuilt. You have most likely never heard of this town, unless you are either from Italy or an avid tourist.

Old people usually go to Sesto to die, since it's a quiet, peaceful little town. It also has no hospitals, so most people from Sesto are from either Gallarate or Arona, two neighbouring cities.

Guy: "Say, dude, I'm going over to Sesto Calende this Summer; gonna go vist my granparents."

Dude: "You're going to Sesto Cawhat?!"

Guy: "I can see you're not much into tourist trips, eh?"

by franx12 July 29, 2011

Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.

Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.

by Bronerific September 13, 2011

Season My Own Skillet

Masturbate masturbate wank

I think I will stay in tonight and season my own skillet

by Donnia December 18, 2012

seasonal snuggler

When people who live in cities with winter pick someone to shack up with for the cold months and dump them when spring comes along

Bob and Sandy were each others' seasonal snuggler, but when the hormones from the sun kicked in again, they broke up

by paidtobenice13 November 24, 2013

seasonal shooter

One who only shoots up in the winter because you can wear long sleeves all the time.

It's sweater weather those seasonal shooter will be hittin the streets again.

by tax man January 19, 2014