Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025
Get the Sand Godmug. by That1Hippie June 9, 2024
Get the sand chinkmug. A made up phobia for someone who doesn't like the mild inconveniece of having sand stuck to their feet.
Also see:
Pansy (Pan-Zee)
Nancy Boy (Nan-see Boy)
Pufter (Puff-ter)
Also see:
Pansy (Pan-Zee)
Nancy Boy (Nan-see Boy)
Pufter (Puff-ter)
by TheMuel May 16, 2020
Get the sand-phobiamug. by Noztromo December 22, 2020
Get the deep in Aladdin's sandmug. The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it
by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022
Get the Nigerian Sand Crocodilemug. by Emmanuel sande March 21, 2025
Get the Emmanuel Sandemug. by Litnfit April 28, 2024
Get the sand water skiingmug.