Tuna Sandwich 

For centuries the true definition of Tuna Sandwich has been lost until recently. Explorers discovered hyroglyphics covering the walls of the long lost pyramid of Barramundas. The only fish king to be mummified. The pictures adorning the walls were unwashed naked women with exotic vaginal adornments - that of the 99 cent tin of Tuna. As the explorers searched further up the walls they noticed that some of the unwashed women were having a snack on the said vaginal adornment, encasing it in 2 slices of bread.....

Girl one - I'm really hungry
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - I have a tuna sandwich
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - Wanna bite of mine?
Girl two - Only if you can take a bite of mine too
Girl one - Mmm love that tangy mayo
Girl two - what mayo?

Tuna Sandwich by Milo43 September 13, 2010

Hitler has a Roast beef sandwich 

A woman that has shaved a landing strip shaved on her pubic area.

When she undressed, I was all like "Hitler has a roast beef sandwich"

Hitler has a Roast beef sandwich by Aesop April 30, 2004

Big Dick Sandwich 

When hungover and or drunk, and ordering food of any kind thru a drive thru intercom, to throw off the drive thru attendant employee's concentration.

After we woke up, we all went to Jack in the Box and Chris told the drive thru girl he wanted to order a Big Dick Sandwich!

Big Dick Sandwich by Chris Randle January 2, 2009

horse sandwich 

a regional dish of central Kentucky, especially popular in the city of Lexington.
The sandwich is made by placing a quarter-pound slab of grilled horseflesh, shredded iceberg lettuce, smoked gouda cheese, pickles, and worcestershire sauce on a sesame seed bun.
The sandwich can be bought with a $5-bill; no more, no less.

If I ever see Willie Nelson downtown, I'm gonna whip his ass. That bastard is tryin' to get between me and my horse sandwich!

horse sandwich by sarah the sheriff January 17, 2007

sneaky sandwich 

it is when your having sex and the girls on top and if you have a fat friend, you give him the thumbs up to come in and jumps on top of her back. forming a sandwich.

me and my friend gave your mom a sneaky sandwich.

sneaky sandwich by sean odonnell May 29, 2008

Shap Sandwich 

When someone feels the need to post on forums just because someone posted before them even though they don't have anything of substance to say.

"Dude, what was Marvin talking about in that post?"
"I don't know dude, just another Shap Sandwich"

Shap Sandwich by BradGrose August 13, 2008

Powerful Sandwich 

A powerful sandwich is no ordinary sandwich. A powerful sandwich is a challenge to create, a challenge to eat, and a challenge to master. How many items can you fit in it, how large can you go, can you handle the powerful sandwich?

Johnny and Kai couldn't handle the powerful sandwich

Powerful Sandwich by jb1243 November 28, 2010