Montréal Road Rage

Road rage on turbo mode. Almost always a Québécois man between the ages of 38-63 but sometimes women who have a terrifyingly deep voice. Usually set off by something pretty harmless, like a cyclist or a cab driver cutting someone off even though they had the right of way.

Cyclist: *cuts off driver who's trying to run a red light*
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!

Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"

by Chopper Calquhoon March 17, 2019

Vines ready

When you carry a giant can of pepper spray with you wherever you go in case one of the cheer moms gets in your face and you need to remind her who’s boss.

That fat slobby cheer mom is over there is giving us the stink eye Steve but don’t worry I’m vines ready (lifts shirt to reveal giant can of pepper spray attached to his braided belt)

by Tenaciousron May 31, 2019

Ben Ready

A hyper-fucktard, often found bein’ a rapper by the name of lil’ bitch

Y’know Ben Ready?

Yeah, he’s a hoe ass bitch

by BigFingerlickinIdiot January 30, 2020

Back-road in Mexico

A term used by Gearheads and Street Racers used to cover up where they have actually done some dumb shit, such as drag racing, top speed runs, drifting, etc, to avoid getting into trouble with the police.

"I took my G-Body Cutlass out and managed to beat some kid's Foxbody on a back-road in Mexico last night! That supercharger is starting to pay off!"

by Thefirkman June 16, 2020

Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Used in reference to the rural backroads where their Officers tend to patrol.

"Damn gravel road cops always jackin' me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."

by koevoet November 10, 2020

Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.

-"That sounds like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean!"

-No! I don't!"

by Knightmusic December 25, 2020

pussy ready

when your pussy is shaven and ready for sex

Jacob- "my girlfriend i hope she's pussy ready"

Jessica- "omg my gf is coming over in 20 minutes hopefully i have enough time to get pussy ready"

by pussyking9669 March 9, 2021