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Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."
by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008
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Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!
by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019
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Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.
Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!
by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010
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perma-queef

A queef like smell that sticks to anything and never goes away.
Hey dude did you have a girl over because it smells like perma-queef
by Dudeman1203 November 7, 2017
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Volcanic Queef

The act of using or blowing vape into a pussy, until she queefs.
"Dude, did you know that Vanessa likes Volcanic Queefs?"
"What the FUCK is a Volcanic Queef?"
by REdSnakeBOiz April 11, 2023
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queef

a fanny fart,
from girls, katelyn hancock has them all the time
katelyn- i had a mad queef the other day
callum- damn that shit gross
by callum barker April 26, 2019
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Queef

Katherine: I queefed! Terrance: Aw buddy! what the fuck guy!
by Skanhunt_42 January 3, 2022
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