pulling an asif

When an individual disappears from public life entirely for days on end, fails to reply to modern communication devices and is akin to a wizard in his ability to go unseen.

Usually has some bs excuse for the disappearing act.

dude1: have u seen jon at all lately?
dude2: no man he is pulling an asif, no sight of him.

dudette1: hey you been pulling an asif these past few days!
dudette2: girl, i been so busy with work and school...
dudette1: i thought you got fired?
dudette2: ...

by thejumperup26 October 15, 2010

pulling an oliver

more specifically to act in a sexual manner with another person in a public place where kids are present

I wasn't pulling an oliver during a early afternoon showing of Enchanted sitting right in front of small children!

by hugs+brownies+warmfuzzies=life March 4, 2008

Pulling my pants down

Phrase used when someone is having a joke/laugh at your expense or taking the piss out of you.

"I'll tell you what Herman, The people at the tax office are pulling my pants down"

by rtj loco December 23, 2003

pulling a gabi

masturbating

I don't know why she's taking forever in that San Francisco public restroom, but she's probably pulling a gabi in there.

by naia123 April 18, 2011

pulling a ralph

Randomly leaving a friend's house for a ridiculous, non-existing reason, leaving the host in complete bafflement.

Pulling a ralph TRUE STORY.......
Ralph: You have a mohawk. I hate people with mohawks. I'm leaving.

by Zidane Headbutt November 4, 2007

Pulling Ovens

sexual act involving oven mitts and strategically placed cookies

"omg did u hear that those two were pulling ovens last night?"
"ya theyre really kinky"

by elmpoyrhy February 1, 2008

pulling a joseph

To buy a ton of unnecessary shit, but never buy anything you actually need (especially in the realm of personal hygiene). To use other people's stuff but never tell them or compensate them in any way. To make a huge net negative contribution to the overall war effort. To be overly spontaneous, but not in the cute way. In the annoying way. To make random, mind-boggling decisions, or to say things at completely inappropriate times around the wrong crowd.

Person A: "I just bought the complete boxed DVD set of every season of The Tick!!! It has over 100 hours of special features! Lets spend the rest of our lives watching it, please, please, pleeeaase?"

Person B: "Wow talk about pulling a joseph...I think i'll pass."

by Yussuf March 24, 2008