Potato 

A lazy fuck

(Juan) Hey dude, wanna go to the skate park?

(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.

(Juan) you fucking potato!

Potato by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Potatochriscar 

Its just a rather convoluted and inconvenient way of calling someone a homosexuel.

1) Shutup you potatochriscar
2)Son its ok if you're potatochriscar we'll still love you

Potatochriscar by Tp3zz August 9, 2019

Potato Gems 

Potato Gems are the food of the gods, the currency of the universe, the epitome of human development and the foundation on which the future shall be built upon.

Also known as tater tots, these nuggets of pure joy are surrounded in myth and wrapped in legend.

Good yum yum.

Guy 1: “do you know joe?”
Guy 2: “nah, but I want potato gems”

Potato Gems by BarryButterbean October 24, 2019

potato cannon 

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...

SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.

potato cannon by The Rek-r November 21, 2019

Potato Banana Carrot Muffin 

a sentence that is used when you're a very immature and person and you want to swear in front of your grandparents. it works trust me! someone i know used it once, just saying hehe ;)

"oh potato banana carrot muffin i just died,"

Potato Banana Carrot Muffin by just put whatever they said December 3, 2019

Potato Tank

Potato Tank is The best cult ever. Join us or die.
#potatotank potatotank

Person 1: Potato tank sucks
Person 2: no u

Potato Tank by Adrian Rat January 30, 2020

Potato 

You stick it up your ass along with all the butter in your house

“Get in my ass potato and butter”

Potato by Ishivepotatosupmyass February 4, 2020