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Pitopo

When you place a frozen pizza in the oven, and then fall asleep/pass out, leaving the frozen pizza cooking for hours. You are usually awoken to smoke detector blaring, or a house filled with smoke and a horrible burning odor. This usually is preceded by a long night of boozing. A successful pitopo usually ends up with something that resembles a charred hockey puck in the oven. "Pizza In The Oven Pass Out"
Man, I got home from the bar last night and pulled a pitopo. Everything in my house smells like charred pizza. Probably gonna take 2 weeks to get the stench out.

I was sound asleep last night, and woke up to a smoke filled apartment and the fire alarm blaring. My roommate Greg came home from the bars and committed a pitopo. I have to work in the morning and my suit reeks now. I tried to wake up Greg to reem him out, but he wouldn't even budge.
by sappage February 20, 2017
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Pittsburgh Panini

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.
Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!
by SwellStuff December 3, 2019
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pitgroten

an insult that means you have eaten a Tomatio without a stem.

it also can mean you get dizzy from looking at slouchy palm trees
Man, you're so stupid you like a pitgroten

Are you ok? I think you got pitgroten HAHHAHHAHAHAH
by cacagirls101 February 4, 2022
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The pitch meeting effect

When a show has too many catchphrases and it ends up being like
hey you got a movie for me?
yes sir I do
wow movies are TIGHT
Get alll the way off my back about that
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
and only people who watch regularly understand any of it
The pitch meeting effect is getting a bit out of hand
by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022
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Pitty Purchasing

A secret form of manipulation commonly used by 4-14 year olds to get what they want. They often use this after receiving bad news, going to do or have just done something hard, or after doing something good. They use pitty as a good excuse to buy or do something that they would normally not be able to do or buy otherwise.
-Moooommmmmm, the dentist really hurt!!! Can we go to the toy store?
-No.
-Please........... It really hurts...............Owwwww.......
-No.

2 minutes later

-I'm sorry for being so annoying.... I'm over it....Owwwww.
-Would you stop trying to get me to do pitty purchasing. And we didn't even go to the dentist, you got a haircut.
-Awkward....
by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010
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pittsburgh goodbye

When you say goodbye by punching someone in the arm and shaking their hand.
He tried to kiss me but I panicked and gave him a Pittsburgh Goodbye
by Birchtreeleaf September 24, 2017
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Pitch-off

is performed when a man ejaculates into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. It is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. Also called Around the Horn.
My girlfriend and I got into a terrible fight. She said I didn’t surprise her anymore. I felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. She did not seem to understand my gift. So I hit her in the face.
by Buckbeak August 6, 2010
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