Ice Cream Paint Job

Boston Cream donut with no chocolate on top

I want a box of Ice Cream Paint Jobs and one large coffee please with cream on the inside.

by babie bear November 6, 2009

painted her face

Sperm on a girls face

Bro I painted her face last night

by BDDNiqqa November 30, 2016

Hard in the paint

While having a throbbing erection. You place the shaft of your penis into a can of quick drying paint.

Josh: Damn My brother got me so hard last night. I had to go hard in the paint for an hour or two.

by SuptemeBasedKai May 16, 2018

paintball

A fun game... until you discover airsoft. If you prefer a game that uses inaccurate guns, requires you to lug around a dinky looking hopper and consists of fags who dress up in blue suits, you should stick with paintball. If you prefer a game that uses guns with 3-inch groupings, requires an ounce of skill, and makes you a total badass, you should play airsoft. Also, if you are too much of a pussy to suck up the pain of airsoft, or if you are irresponsible enough to play airsoft in a public park and run the risk of being shot at by cops, you should stick with paintball. If you are a man, and and are smart enough to keep replica guns out of view except when on private property, then you should airsoft.

I used to play paintball, but then I realized it was lame, so I became an airsofter.

by Airsoft > Paintball September 22, 2005

paintball

gay sport when you hide behind blimp looking balloons and try not to get hit. also it is not realistic at all.

hey man, you going paint ball? na that shit is gay.

paintball is for fagots.

by asalakalaikum April 4, 2008

painting daddy's ceiling

When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.

Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.

by Constible Dankington April 29, 2009

finger painting

Code word for sex.
Coming from letters FP which means 'full penetration'.

Said by Mike when he banged Tanya in Paradise Hotel 2.

Guys: So what happened with Tanya last night?
Mike: We did some finger painting

by Rachel McPants December 15, 2010