Patrick is often bisexual and enjoys men's company as he fumbles the bag with girls. He is under a dry spell and is often ignored when he tries to talk in a group setting. This will soon be ended by an Alice or 'hey mamas' lesbian trying to be adventurous. On holiday Patrick enjoys long walks on the beach in his socks and sandals. When he needs suncream for his pasty skin, he can retrieve it from one of his 50 pockets in his cream cargo shorts (three quarter length ofc). He loves the green and can't hack the soup (the drinking ability of a 14-year-old girl).
by Paddycakes420 November 25, 2021
by DoctorDickRespect December 30, 2021
the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.
damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
by user12321443411145535422321678 February 15, 2022
A very handsome and talented guy. Girls fall in love with him fast beacuse of his great personality and looks. He is an introvert but when you became close friends with him you'll realize that he is a crazy one. He tend to send mix signals to the girls who fell in love with him and later on he will reject and worse he'll friendzone them. Patrick is a really nice guy but don't fall for his kindness.
Patrick is my bestfriend.
by b3stie November 24, 2021
Someone who loves himself yet says he wants to die, awesome is their favorite word, eats to much candy and cookies that it becomes a problem, usually has curly hair and obsessed with ships that make no sense.
Wow Patrick feel better about yourself!
by Dxjfxxfxf November 14, 2017
the gayest person to have as a friend. he’s also racist. he would be shy to stranger but get be gay and racist asf 😃
by Xotiic November 22, 2023
The guy Who tries tricking you but he finds a new person to trick : Patrick: hey may bay day lay hay gay stay may bay *CRINGE!*
by Eee ales November 29, 2021