soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.
soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with
by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020
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Desk Potato

One who sits at a desk all day but doesn't get much work done, usually because of personal web surfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. In the workplace it differs from desk jockey in that although one's primary means of employment involves a desk, little work gets done.
Jim has become a real desk potato; between mahjong and minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace.
by someoneouthere August 16, 2006
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Potato penis

Our new president is acting like a potato penis.
by CrazyGoatLady January 25, 2017
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slutty potato

An ugly girl who sleeps around with guys and gets baked(high) all the time
1st girl - Is she getting baked again!
2nd - yeah! What a slutty potato!
by MaowAm July 09, 2014
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Bury The Potato

Verb.

To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.
Alison and Ben went off somewhere. Ten bucks says he's trying to bury the potato.
by TomKVideo December 08, 2008
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Sweet potato

A thicc ass that looks warm and delicious to consume
by supersonic21 April 22, 2019
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