short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.

"Short potato, away!"

by Cmplictd May 13, 2018

potato-shop

drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato

"I just potato-shopped you sucker"

by potatoshop October 20, 2013

Desk Potato

One who sits at a desk all day but doesn't get much work done, usually because of personal web surfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. In the workplace it differs from desk jockey in that although one's primary means of employment involves a desk, little work gets done.

Jim has become a real desk potato; between mahjong and minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace.

by someoneouthere September 13, 2008

caito potatoe

Eyebrow queen of the Southern Hemisphere

I love Caito potatoe so much. Her eyebrows are so groovy

by adoreable delano January 14, 2017

Sweet potato

A thicc ass that looks warm and delicious to consume

Damn I wanna eat her sweet potato

by supersonic21 April 22, 2019

potato graphics

Shitty graphics.

This game has a potato graphics.

by ᑞᔹᒼᕉᒔᒓᓟᑠ October 30, 2017

soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.

soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with

by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020