number one gasser

Somebody who is always talking shit.

Thats bullshit, you are the number one gasser!

by lobwedge November 14, 2011

numberskull

A word possibly first coined by the science fiction writer Rudy Rucker. I think he meant by it a person who is into numbers a lot, but doesn't think about their meaning, usefulness, or statistical validity.

The baseball fan computed the Earned Run Averages of his favorite pitchers out to 4 decimal places, which makes him a numberskull.

by Salfadoor Dolly September 14, 2012

numbers cruncher

a guy who goes with as many many women as he can, so he can brag he had more than you.

numbers cruncher-a guy brags he's had 1000 girls, more than you, but would you want some of them?

by boogerpizzas June 15, 2013

numbers matching

When a cars Vehicle identification number (VIN) matches the number on major components like the engine. This essentially means that major components, like the engine and transmission are original. US Auto manufactures been matching numbers on major components in 1960 (Most Chrysler's and the Chevrolet Corvette) and other General Motors and Ford cars in the mid to late 1960s.

That is a numbers matching 63 Corvette..

by nine11c2 September 21, 2013

numberism

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.

Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.

by Mike January 4, 2014

numbertize

Alphabetize with numbers instead of letters

Please numbertize those files over there so they are in number order.

by amb91 May 22, 2014

number onee

"number onee" is a phrase rather than word. It is the international sign of approval amongst dirtbags, scumbags, and disgusting people. When you call someone "number onee" this should be accompanied by a raised arm, closed fist, with your index finger pointed at the person and wagged at them. Now, the phrase does not always need to be accompanied by the gesture and the gesture does not need the phrase to get the point across; they are best used together but are just as sufficiently understood seperatly.

(Ale hits on 13 year old girl; he is 26)
Matt: You're number onee
Ale: Omg thanks man!

(Matt is getting a bj in the woods, Sammy passed by, they make eye contact, Sammy gives Matt the "number onee" gesture, Matt cries one tear of happiness)

by capn caboto September 16, 2014