by xXProReapsXx November 10, 2016
A descriptive term for an expensive vehicle owned by a man, said by a woman who has a pussy so big you could fit a car in it.
Woman:(sarcastic) Hey, nice penis extension you've got there!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!
by CT Vigilante May 27, 2006
Having an erect penis is the worst in public places but best in private when you are sexually stimulated, and when the penis becomes harder, longer, and filled with blood.
Jim was in health class when he saw Jane's cleavage. He felt a slight bulge in his pants as it started to get larger. This was unfortunate because Jim was called up to do a presentation on the heart. When he was up there he couldn't help himself from looking at Jane's cleavage. Everyone noticed his erect penis and that he was looking at Jane's cleavage. Soon he began rubbing his cock and felt himself about to ejaculate. In a few seconds he let out about 8 ounces of the hot sticky semen. Jane always had a crush on Jim and they started having sex in class. Soon everyone else did too and it was a cum bath in health. Soon the principal came in to see how it was going and then got a huge erect penis. He decided he needed help. He noticed all the cum everywhere and felt himself stroking his penis. He cummed more than ever that day. Jane and Jim dated. Jim told his friends that Jane sucked cock better than anyone in the world. Then Jane got into porn guzzling semen. One time Jane got to suck the former principal's cock and got excited. His cock when erect was 20 inches! When he saw her bouncing breasts he couldn't hold it in and cummed his pants before shooting the porn. Embarrassed he went to the bathroom giving his huge cock a spanking.
Jim was in health class when he saw Jane's cleavage. He felt a slight bulge in his pants as it started to get larger. This was unfortunate because Jim was called up to do a presentation on the heart. When he was up there he couldn't help himself from looking at Jane's cleavage. Everyone noticed his erect penis and that he was looking at Jane's cleavage. Soon he began rubbing his cock and felt himself about to ejaculate. In a few seconds he let out about 8 ounces of the hot sticky semen. Jane always had a crush on Jim and they started having sex in class. Soon everyone else did too and it was a cum bath in health. Soon the principal came in to see how it was going and then got a huge erect penis. He decided he needed help. He noticed all the cum everywhere and felt himself stroking his penis. He cummed more than ever that day. Jane and Jim dated. Jim told his friends that Jane sucked cock better than anyone in the world. Then Jane got into porn guzzling semen. One time Jane got to suck the former principal's cock and got excited. His cock when erect was 20 inches! When he saw her bouncing breasts he couldn't hold it in and cummed his pants before shooting the porn. Embarrassed he went to the bathroom giving his huge cock a spanking.
by Wet Window September 24, 2017
by Plastic Bat Productions October 22, 2008
This is a game that needs a minimum of 2 players. it can be played anywhere from the workplace to school. It starts when one player says penis ! the other player must say penis ! but louder than the first person. it goes on until one player quits or cant get louder than the other.
by happyfeet... December 21, 2006
When a piece of fabric hangs down right between your crotch, giving the appearance of a cloth penis.
by SarahDanielleC April 04, 2011
If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.
P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Schrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.
P2: Schrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.
by Penisdood18828 October 19, 2018