ben miller

A complete douchebag that no one likes to talk to because he is so socially akward. Also he is a fatass swagfag who thinks he is a total G. He is so cocky too who thinks he could fight anyone even though he's weak as shit. Only strumpets like him. And when he is older he is going to give blumpkins for a living...

"Hey you're a cunt. "
"Well you're a Ben Miller"

"Whoah Whoah man!!! Way to far!!"

by theoppositeofbenmiller October 15, 2013

Ben Moody

Ben Moody started Evanescence with Amy Lee.
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Ben Moody has left Evanescence.

For more information, see Amy Lee.
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by Peter Browne September 25, 2005

Ben Fag

What some people call Ben Gay® pain relieving patches.

Hey Mike, can you go get the Ben Fag for me please? My back hella hurts!

by Telephony September 26, 2013

Ben Affleck

Used to describe someone with a chin that resembles an ass crack.

What do you think of Lisa?
She's cute but she has a Ben Affleck

by Manbearpig48e January 25, 2015

Ben Jonson

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.

That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!

by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008

Ben Dover

1. Ben Dover is a homeless man who lives on the streets
2. A Sexy Kahoot Name
3. A homie who lets you practice for your girl

HEY BEN DOVER. HOW YA DOING

by ShinyDuck21 December 9, 2021

Ben Franklin

THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version differs. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.

Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.

by Toby Doughbawaski February 24, 2008