1. A fictional character from an alchoholic beverage. Deprived of a black haired eye patch wearing pirate, but the actual captain has not been seen until...

2. CAPTAIN MORGAN! Ryan Costis, resident in Washington. He attends school and enjoys hanging with his wench, working on his new boat (thus leaving his old boat in dismay) and abandoning his 1st and 2nd mates

1. Captain Morgan was here!
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN IS AS GOOD AT MAKING LOVE AS HE IS MAKING RUM!

Captain Morgan by 1st Mate October 11, 2004

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Evelina Morgan

Well she can be nice to the people she wants to be nice to, but at times she could be the fucking devil, she never gets heart broken she will always break hearts. She for someone reason “Hates dating” probably because she’s shit at it, but apart from that and her having good friends, she’s a alright person

Oh god Someone just pulled a evelina Morgan on me

Evelina Morgan by William.bergin.bucket April 7, 2020

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captain morgan

A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!

I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.

captain morgan by Mike Oxlong April 9, 2004

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jacob morgan

fat gay ass motherfucker with an annoying ass voice, or a guy who constantly has his pants down

god you are such a jacob morgan acting with your pants hanging down

jacob morgan by Autistic screech August 17, 2017

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