A situation in which the people involved yank your chain to create the illusion that progress is happening even though it isn't. A subtle smoke screen meant to confuse you.
It is a method often used by politicians, customer service reps and anyone else who wants to make you believe something is true.
Imagine a group of monkeys dancing or moving about to give the impression that they are working hard when, in fact, they aren't. Dancing monkeys are meant to distract you so that you take your eye off the ball.
It is a method often used by politicians, customer service reps and anyone else who wants to make you believe something is true.
Imagine a group of monkeys dancing or moving about to give the impression that they are working hard when, in fact, they aren't. Dancing monkeys are meant to distract you so that you take your eye off the ball.
1) Customer service is giving me the monkey hustle. I called for assistance with my bill. I spoke with three representatives, giving the same information, they say hold please then pass me to the next rep.
2) The confusion surrounding the pastor who wants to burn a holy book has officially become a monkey hustle.
3) This website is giving me the monkey hustle. Every time I click on a link it opens a new window directing me away from the information that I'm looking for.
2) The confusion surrounding the pastor who wants to burn a holy book has officially become a monkey hustle.
3) This website is giving me the monkey hustle. Every time I click on a link it opens a new window directing me away from the information that I'm looking for.
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Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
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1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches
2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"
2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"
2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
by Gangstablu January 5, 2011
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Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
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Get the monkey bollocks mug.Monkey Kill - verb - To kill a person in the manner that a monkey/chimpanzee would kill a person; i.e. ripping a face off, biting off digits, and removing a person's genitalia forcibly and in a most rude manner, and then throwing feces on the victim.
That guy who found his daughter naked in the pervert's living-room should have monkey killed that son of a bitch on the spot.
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