money

the only reason your girlfriend is with you

the money in your bank statement is probably zero

by virginslayer6969 May 11, 2021

money can’t buy happiness

A phrase used by poor people to convince themselves that they can be happy.

John: David said that money can’t buy happiness.
Rich: poor fu

by Thicc_lad June 4, 2021

Money Stroke

When you’re fucking a girl and the last stroke before you cum all inside her

Girl: Right there right there i’m gonna cum
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*

by maledestroyer January 30, 2022

Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch

by Mister Big Boy December 10, 2021

money move'z

Money move'z is a term used my k187c n murderedout 187 empire ™️ meaning one who makes business and hustles as in mass moves and makes large amounts of cash

Hey dog what are we up to tonight let's go make some money move'z

by k187c February 16, 2022

money'nt

The sheer lack of money

Used when you have so little money that ur basically in debt

I am now money'nt

by Destyyeet August 23, 2022

moneypuck hero

when buddy only scores in chel 3s off money pucks

jack is down 3-0 and finally scores a +3. buddy’s a moneypuck hero

by chelterms January 28, 2023