1. A British person who somehow manages to “mint” opportunities, jokes, or chaos out of absolutely nothing.
2. Someone who combines cheeky charm with questionable decision-making, leaving others both impressed and mildly concerned.
3. A term of endearment (or mild insult) for a Brit who’s both clever and a little reckless.
2. Someone who combines cheeky charm with questionable decision-making, leaving others both impressed and mildly concerned.
3. A term of endearment (or mild insult) for a Brit who’s both clever and a little reckless.
“Did you see Dave order a meat pie at 3 a.m. and land a free taxi ride home? What a Limey Minter.”
“He convinced the pub to play karaoke after closing—total Limey Minter move.”
“Don’t trust him with your last beer, mate. He’s a Limey Minter through and through.”
“He convinced the pub to play karaoke after closing—total Limey Minter move.”
“Don’t trust him with your last beer, mate. He’s a Limey Minter through and through.”
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Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
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Hey, we should do a 3 Minute Guiness before the movie. We don’t have a lot of time, but it will be fun.
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Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.
Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.
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Get the Ass Minute mug.A unit of time that is completely fucking meaningless. A single Cody minute ranges anywhere from one actual minute to seven hours.
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Person 2: "Cool, I'll get in eight hours of sleep."
Person 2: "Cool, I'll get in eight hours of sleep."
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