johnlennonswaifu's definitions

five minutes and a hair tie

tiktok slang, euphemism for giving a man oral. the hair tie is used to get hair out of the way while preforming the oral, and the "5 minutes" part is saying how long it will take to preform it.

beatlemaniac 1: *texts picture of john lennon 1964*
beatlemaniac 2: "five minutes and a hair tie."

by johnlennonswaifu April 9, 2026