by BDBB126 March 13, 2017
Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.
by Soon2boutoforder July 05, 2017
A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction
Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business
by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021
Too leaches who are old enough to be your parents who use younger people to support their drug hobbit. Then turn around and talk shit on the same people who supported them spending over 300 dollars on them, message everyone they can think of to keep tabs on them, especially Mike who if you spend enough time with him would make you want to commit suicide because of how negative he is. They will call you on payday and play a poor me act to swindle money out of you when they know you have bills and a girlfriend to support.
by Noddine May 24, 2017
Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.
by UrbanWhisperer June 11, 2022
To pull a Mike refers to get a negative result on an examitation/culmination.
A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)
A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)
1. Guy 1: So what'd you get on your math exam?
Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that.
Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.
Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that.
Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.
by ArkaneDemon July 11, 2008
At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
by Mike The Unicorn June 13, 2011