The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.
Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020
The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.
by romanator03 April 06, 2022
a father who is indeed a wild card, and named mike. he harbors twins and lives a secret double life. He is a big fan of anime even though he is a dad. known for tussles on the mean streets of cambridge.
by thannypack January 03, 2019
by bigmike999 November 02, 2015
Person 1:Man this guy was so cute but I dirty mike yesterday and he blocked me
Person 2: That gross but erotic
Person 2: That gross but erotic
by Kyota Z July 04, 2022
The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.
by Ihatem1ke May 04, 2023
Mike Oak = Banger
by BigDungus69 May 15, 2020