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Don't mess with texas

A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.

Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.
by JakeStar April 21, 2005
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Mesa face

Native to Mesa Arizona displaying general swelling of the face, down syndromesque, fetal alcohol-having characteristics or other white trash traits. Most noticeable personality-wise propensity towards guns, ATVs, Wal-mart, extreme liking of cats, extreme sports but yet never participating i.e. paint balling. The term is not locally specific it can be used to describe and fugly white trash hillbilly / shovel-face creature.
Guy1:That fugly slut-ma looks like she was hit by a shovel.
Guy2: Nah, she's just a mesa face.
by f&A Kotton January 10, 2007
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Messy Anal Masturbation

The process of physically masturbating the anus causing feces and other forms of intestinal lubrication to be secreted out the anal cavity.
Wow. That kid sure likes his messy anal masturbation.
by Rob. February 1, 2003
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hot mess

Someone or Something that is such a mess... the level of it, is off of the charts. It's past pathetic, past pitiful. It's to the point you almost have to walk away to keep from bustin a gut. Hot messes can exist in levels.

i.e. Hot Mess, Hot Fuckin Mess
by Erik Waugh August 28, 2005
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meserve

a name that is used to describe someone who is short tempered and talented in all of the arts. Someone who is generally rude and blunt but is a loyal friend and very unique.
That girl is one heck of a meserve defending her friend.
by definitionwriterperson May 6, 2009
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mesmer

a noun;

used in place of someone that mesmerizes.
that mesmer sure is awesome
by uhoh2011 May 6, 2011
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Jo Dee Messina

Jo De Messina's most recent hit was "My Give a Damn's Busted"
by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005
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