max magee

A person who is actually a giraffe wearing a wig.

"Don't be fooled. That new kid isn't a person. He's a Max Magee!"

by elgooGcM August 14, 2016

Max Seegs

One who like to pose, drink excessively, and break bathroom doors in an abrupt manner.

"wow do you see how drunk he is.."
"he's not drunk, he's just being a max seegs"

by gohawkx February 27, 2019

slutting to the max

When no stone is left unturned to become slutty.

Geez she's "slutting to the max"!

Eg: Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan

by doggy-g September 26, 2010

max-text

Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.

Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.

Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.

by MoJean December 13, 2019

Max Keogh

A man with a slightly larger penis than Mark Fleming (that's not saying much). Max has a tendency to be suspicious like an imposter from the hit video game Amog Us.

"Im gone to the bathroom to sword fight Max Keogh"

by MC Flanagan September 15, 2022

max chat

What a cock womble says when they pretend they are busy.

i can't help at the moment, i'm at max chat.

by maxchatting September 23, 2018

Max Dresens

Could bench 500 pounds as a freshman and was the mvp of the 2021 10-0 wayland freshman team. That's right; undefeated

Wow, that Max Dresens sure is good at football. He's going D1 for sure! It would be a shame if he tore his labrum in his first game as a sophomore.

by FinnGan November 21, 2022