max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it
man your really have a max's penis
by JustRocky April 12, 2022
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Max T

A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.
I got some tickets to see Max T rap for my birthday and im hyped.
by An even sadder man May 03, 2021
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Max Tomlinson

The definition of max Tomlinson is to have supernatural feelings for men
John: that ghost is rather sexy
Latisha: come on me young hooligan don’t be max Tomlinson
by Lethonjane jayquelin October 18, 2018
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Max Davies

Damn, now thats a max davies
by ligmanuts2006 November 12, 2020
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Beta-max

A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.
Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.
by Armin Hammer January 29, 2020
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boy max

The boy version of max is big headed a dick and you would be able to hear him from a mile away. He's agressive and if he fell on you you would definatly get hurt. Anyway, he is the biggest red neck you will ever meet.
"Hey remember that boy Max" " i remember because all he posts on snapchat is his WD 40 and his quads. " "he's such a red neck."
by Gummybearworm23 February 22, 2018
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Max Nut

Taking Your Jerk Off skills To Another Level, YOU nut Yourself to the max.
Poipokoi: Yo, What Are you Doing?

Friend:I'm Unleashing My Max nut
by Kay Maholto January 01, 2020
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