Matthew

gay small dick Matthew is a name for someone with a tiny penis and likes men sexually.

Matthew is Hella gay

by Gaymatthwwfayaayatata September 10, 2019

Matthew

The most gayest person alive. When he talks he just sounds gay. It's no surprise his family thinks he is gay too. Matthew's favourite game is fortnite. He plays it all the time and when he dies he rages. When his friends call his mum gay he jokes about being an orphan. What a cold hearted monster. he is also very not not ugly

Person1: Who's that guy over there.
Person2: He is Matthew btw he is super gay.
Matthew: IM NOT GAY
person3: no ur mum is
Matthew: IM AN ORPHAN

by Taygimoo August 13, 2020

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

by InDazzled July 28, 2009

Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge

wow matthew john collings is so big

by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

Matthew

He’s the type of guy who gets all the bitches, and he’s cash as fuck. Matthew is the true god, getting bitches left and right. You don’t wanna mess with the blonde haired, blue eyed, champion wearing, bod slamming, god!

Holy shit is that Matthew? Bow down quick before he beats you up, with his nine inch hammer! Watch out this man is crazy

by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019

Matthew Collin Burden

ig he’s chill or whatever, pretty laid back some would say. Loves making margaritas, he’s pretty good at coding, and the one thing he likes more than making drinks it’s punching the hoes that be flaggin.

Person 1: yo dude, did you see Matthew Collin Burden beat the fuck out of that hoe last night?

Person 2: yeah dude, that hoe really got hit with the Matthew Collin Burden.

by The Creator of all. September 25, 2023

Matthew Tutchell

the cool weird kid, he also makes up the coolest jokes...

hey, that joke you made up was soo funny you must be Matthew tutchell

by josh petitt September 9, 2010