March 27

IT’S SPRING BREAK!!!!! Your parents HAVE TO take you to siesta key Florida!! AND THEY CANT SAY NO! THEY ALSO HAVE TO PAY! GOOD LUCK TO THEM

You: Hey mom and dad so siesta key for spring break?
Them: No
You: it’s March 27th
Them: fine

by Jojotoose January 7, 2021

March 3rd

Today is the day whereb you have to hug ur crush

march 3rd

by ManCity Sucks March 2, 2021

March 19

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day. Don’t forget to tell them you love them tho.

Person1: it’s March 19 give me hoodie
Person2: fine here

by The unknown singer March 9, 2021

March 28th

The day u give your gf hugs and your sweatshirt

It’s March 28th! Here *gives her your hoodie*

by Koolkid08 March 26, 2021

March 3

National smack boys butt day

Girl: Hey guess what today is!
Boy: What?
Girl: March 3, National smack boys butt day
Boy: OUCH!

by Simp._.cali March 2, 2022

Million Moan March

Having many tabs of porn playing simultaneously, causing the moans stacking on top of each other

Play of words on Million Mom March

My roommate complained because of the volume of my million moan march

by SexualInnuendo January 22, 2014

No Masturbate March

A month which you can not masturbate, similar to No Nut November

Alan: Y'all ima go home to Masturbate
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
Buy a calender

by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019