to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma April 4, 2013

In the click of a lemon

To do something quick, efficiently, or easily

"I finished that assignment in the click of a lemon"

by AdCapTurd April 19, 2018

Anytime, Lemon-Lime

A term of endearment between people. Used lightheartedly and sincerely.
Has no sexual meaning. Just super cute :)

Jamie: "I got you some extra ice cream when I was at the store today, honey."
Kali: "Aww! Thank youuuuu ^^ You're the best."
Jamie: "Anytime, Lemon-Lime"

by Amaralove2 December 1, 2020

Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise

When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.

I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.

by scottfromx May 8, 2009

lemon seed

The seed of a lemon. Can trigger delirium if flicked onto the floor. Many 19th century sanitariums were filled with victims of the lemon seed.

(laughing hysterically) I flicked a lemon seed onto the floor! It's really funny but I don't know why! HAHAHAHA!

by positive dark August 30, 2014

yaoi lemon

Slang for a sex scene or a romance scene (more often used as slang for a sex scene than just a romance scene) in a yaoi fanfiction. Often contains several creative words for cum, penis, and buttsex. Usually very disturbing unless you're a yaoi fan. But even then it's still kind of disturbing.

"I can't believe I wrote a yaoi lemon."
"I can't believe she wrote a yaoi lemon!"
"Found any good yaoi lemons lately?"
"I quit reading that yaoi fic once it got to that huge lemon.."

by Picture Me February 17, 2004

Lamoni

Rugged good looking man. Well liked and trusted by most except ex-girlfriends and their parents. Great dad, great husband and lover. Enjoys various hobbies and interests especially outdoor pursuits. Is just as comfortable in expesive suits as he is in his smiley pajamas. He could use a haircut though.

I wish I had a cool name like Lamoni

by Lamony February 2, 2010