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computer ketchup

This computer ketchup is better than that regular kind, or that purple kind.
by Me October 13, 2003
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Ketchup Chuck

A "not so practical" joke, that is ideal for resturants, cookouts, or friends refridgerator. Take a ketchup bottle and insert a tampon down into the neck. Replace the lid but leave about one inch of the string hanging out. If you don't have the time to wait for the end result, it's quite easy to imagine the look on the persons face as their curiosity compels them to pull the string out.
That waitress was a bitch and the food sucked. Don't get me wrong, i still tipped her a dollar and i kindly placed under a loaded Ketchup Chuck.
by wild-card March 25, 2010
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ketchee

a person with amazing artistic style and dress sense who goes out has fun cares for her family and friends.

this person also has another half that means the world to him <3!
yo is that ketchee painting a canvas like a champ? oh hellz yeah!
by tkobie May 7, 2010
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Kettle Cooked

When a guy finishes in a girls mouth and she gargles it then spits it out into a cup to be consumed at a later date.
Friend: "What is this in this cup, Ron?"
Ron: "Oh, my girl was saving that for later after she kettle cooked it."
Friend: "You have problems man."
by Gibson Forben December 4, 2013
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Ketamine Kathy

The name for someone who knows portion control, but loves to take too much Ket and force themselves into a K-hole. A Ketamine Kathy loves to ride the K-hole and enjoys pulling others into the K-hole with them. A Ketamine Kathy is an evil bitch, and will do anything to keep the sesh going. A Ketamine Kathy is not the same as a Ketamine Kelly.
Greg: Chad, how did I end up in this K-hole? I didnt even have that much.
Chad: Blame Johan, he's such a Ketamine Kathy tonight.
Johan: WOOOO BITCHES. TOUCH MY FEET POTATO.
by Chadlington May 27, 2019
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dick ketchup

The blood that remains on your penis during or after fornicating with a virgin.
Brett: hey bro! I banged out my girl last night.
Dilan: Very nice! How was it?
Brett: It was awesome, but turns out she was a virgin. So I had to clean up some dick ketchup.
Dilan: Bruh.... fuck that.
by Webster's Dicktionary March 31, 2015
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Keturah

A girl that is very lazy and clueless with no motivation to do any form of work whatsoever
Don’t be a Keturah if you want to succeed in life.
by Banana Steve October 26, 2020
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