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Jocasta's Law

The maxim which states that one cannot refer to any woman as a mother on the Internet, without prompting a response that mentions Oedipus or his eponymous complex.
"Jenny wrote a blog post about her kids, and the first comment she got was about a reader's newly discovered Oedipal complex. It's Jocasta's Law in action."
by GRSkeptics February 9, 2010
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Jonah Hex Stoned

when your sooo stoned your willing to see jonah hex
person 1- hey person 2, do you wanna see Jonah Hex?
person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.
by mikeymikey45 July 7, 2010
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jenaside

jen•a•side (jen'e'-sid'.) n. The systematic and planned intimidation of African American people, through fear of lynching. jen.a•sid'al (sid'l) adj., jen.a•sid-al•ly adv.

noun:
the deliberate intimidation of a racial or cultural group
The noose has been used throughout history to instill fear. Many times this fear has become a reality for blacks in America. The Jena Six incident in Jena, Louisiana demonstrated the cultural significance of lynching, as nooses tied to a tree recalled the history of lynching. This practice came to an end largely due to the efforts of a radio talk show personality by the name of Michael Baisden in the year 2007. His efforts to bring attention to the plight of the Jena Six have earned him much respect and admiration.
America has two sides, one is the American dream and the other is the Jenaside.
by harold moore December 5, 2007
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Jonah

A tall guy with a tiny penis. Always looks down at guys' crotches and gets erect. A homosexual tranny. A true sped monkey.
by Jewlover86 January 3, 2019
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Jonaside

Jonaside (Jonas-side) -To eliminate, terminate or end the life of a Jonas brother.
Dude, if you performed the act of Jonaside my little sister's life would be over.
by Silly_Mel April 21, 2011
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jonah bride

the guy that wears girly boxers, and is a barbie girl. dances to womanizer. likes to put lipstick all over his face. :)
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.
person 1: dude, womanizer is on, i love that song.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.
by <3 ajj and mkm January 27, 2009
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jonah capitulo

He is a dumb mother fucking chink that has no friends and is always horny for men
by BIG13D December 1, 2014
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