The worst state ever. Terrible laws. Rude people. Too many Fuck boys. Over flowing with hoes.
Subs are called Hoagies... like wtf is that?
(only acceptable thing is WaWa)
Subs are called Hoagies... like wtf is that?
(only acceptable thing is WaWa)
by crringeworthy July 30, 2016
Get the New Jersey mug.1: A fairytale land that no one has found becuase it does not exist.
2: A term used by people who dont want to be associated with north or south jersey because they think that a third sectoin of the state is less shitty than the rest of it...its not
2: A term used by people who dont want to be associated with north or south jersey because they think that a third sectoin of the state is less shitty than the rest of it...its not
by Feltronix March 14, 2009
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the continual negative impact jersey has on one's life who travels there or lives there because it's such a decrepit, awful, godforsaken, trash-filled, shithole; extremely bad luck that could only occur as a byproduct of being in the worst place in the world
My life used to kick a$$, then I went to jersey, and day by day it fell apart.. every time I turned around I would get "jersey'd."
by MW&BL May 13, 2008
Get the jersey'd mug.A Jersey Stomp is when your trash can is overflowing, so you use your foot to push down the trash, enabling you to fit the overflowing garbage into one trash bag.
Named after the state of New Jersey, which is best known for being overflowed with trash, both literally and figuratively.
Named after the state of New Jersey, which is best known for being overflowed with trash, both literally and figuratively.
I really don't want to take out the trash, but its overflowing and I want to throw away this piece of garbage. How can I possibly make room?
Oh, I know....I can use the Jersey Stomp!
Oh, I know....I can use the Jersey Stomp!
by jeffreykittens March 3, 2008
Get the jersey stomp mug.A state that makes itself out to be something great when really, it has little to offer. New Jersey boasts its beautiful shore, wilderness, its great people, and other things of the sort. Really, most of it's beaches are polluted with random garbage and New Yorkers, are crowded beyond belief, loaded with laws, and the water is coca-cola colored and cold year round. The wilderness is almost non-existent compared to other states, despite the large Pinelands Reserve (which is probably the nicest part of New Jersey). The people are for the most part very conceited, obnoxious, materialistic, coddled, and rich. Most are liberals, and drive around in some form of an expensive SUV or german sedan. Everyone praises the New York and Pennsylvania teams because NJ doesnt actually have any teams of it's own, and a good time either involves going to the mall, hanging out at the cold dirty beach, or eating. Girls here are known for hitting the wall at around 19 or 20, blowing up massively. Other problems with the state are...(you can verify the statistics through gov sites)
1. 3rd highest cost of living
2. 2nd highest state debt
3. 1st highest political corruption
4. 1st highest amount of superfund sites (toxic waste sites)
5. 51st (out of 51) best quality drinking water
6. 2nd most polluted air (NY is 1st)
7. 3rd worst traffic
8. 1st highest property taxes
9. 1st highest cigarette taxes
10. 5th highest adult AIDS rate
11. 3rd highest juvenile AIDS rate
12. 1st highest car insurance rate
13. 8th highest total illegal immigrant number (1st highest per sq. mile).
14. 1st highest population denisity
i guess i cant mention the bad without the good.....
1. 1st most trees per sq. mile
2. 12th most frequent hurricane stricken state
3. 4th best education system
1. 3rd highest cost of living
2. 2nd highest state debt
3. 1st highest political corruption
4. 1st highest amount of superfund sites (toxic waste sites)
5. 51st (out of 51) best quality drinking water
6. 2nd most polluted air (NY is 1st)
7. 3rd worst traffic
8. 1st highest property taxes
9. 1st highest cigarette taxes
10. 5th highest adult AIDS rate
11. 3rd highest juvenile AIDS rate
12. 1st highest car insurance rate
13. 8th highest total illegal immigrant number (1st highest per sq. mile).
14. 1st highest population denisity
i guess i cant mention the bad without the good.....
1. 1st most trees per sq. mile
2. 12th most frequent hurricane stricken state
3. 4th best education system
New Jersey is a God awful state; when I travel north, I go 3 hours around it just so I dont have to go through it.
Jeez, did you hear that guy from New Jersey, his accent sounded like shit, he wore wigger clothes and gold, and talked alot of smack about nothing; must be rough growing up with your daddy's porsche and a ocean side mansion.
Exceptions: South Jersey (NJ south of 195) escapes most of the afore mentioned negative attributes, and more closely relates to neighboring Delaware.
Jeez, did you hear that guy from New Jersey, his accent sounded like shit, he wore wigger clothes and gold, and talked alot of smack about nothing; must be rough growing up with your daddy's porsche and a ocean side mansion.
Exceptions: South Jersey (NJ south of 195) escapes most of the afore mentioned negative attributes, and more closely relates to neighboring Delaware.
by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008
Get the New Jersey mug.A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.
by Duncan Hill September 10, 2008
Get the New Jersey Coal Miner mug.one bad ass group of mofo's.... a soccer squad originating out of jersey city that plays with mad passion...
by joey soccer balls April 12, 2007
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