Iron Maiden

The BEST band to ever exist. God's favorite band is Iron Maiden

dude 1: Hey man, wanna listen to some Iron Maiden?
dude 2: FUCK YEAH!!! IRON MAIDEN IS THE MOST KICKASS BAND TO EXIST!!

by brettecusmaximus August 13, 2023

Iron Ox

While having sex doggy style, shove your penis up her ass, grab her hair, and cum while trying to tame your beast.

Sorry bro, I made your girlfriend my Iron Ox last night.

by My dick is Iron, and ur the Ox June 15, 2017

ironic handgrenade

When someone throws a handgrenade With high hopes for it to go somewhere but instead the grenade Returns to the one who threw it, either because the grenade hit something on the way or landed on something wich changed it's direction drasticly.

Might also be used if the enemy throws the SAME grenade back.

"See this gory mess on the wall ? That's what remains of the guy who threw a ironic handgrenade"

by DeadGoat May 26, 2016

Ironing clothes

Used to describe Gay incest usually referencing head

My cousin really wants to start ironing clothes

by Push my Cushion uwu August 8, 2023

Squeezed Iron

A bullet, as it is cruising through the air after being shot from a gun. (Slang, not used in by real ballistics scientists)

"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."

"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."

by Resident of Killadelphia April 20, 2010

Ironic

OK so she does understand irony. Oh! That's my third obsession. Brett's knees.

Hym "You know it's ironic that, um... Something. I don't know, honestly I don't have an ironic thing to point out here. Brett's knees was the joke. That's all I got for this one. It's a callback. In case you weren't aware. An old one. It's... Um... We've been doing this for a long time already.... Yeah. But I gotta go to sleep here so... Bye.

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.

Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN

by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021