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by Me - failure April 1, 2022
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Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.
*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"
by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022
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Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.
Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023
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I have turned Super Saiyan now.

Super Saiyan: A form in the Dragon Ball franchise. Used to announce that you have developed terminal cancer that you will not survive.
Person 1: Hey, I have turned Super Saiyan now.
Person 2: No way bro, I'm so sorry for you.
by mmmmahyes August 9, 2022
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poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
by CigBock556 February 8, 2020
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the here and now

are you gonna give me $180m rock in the here and now to save the psychiatrists reputation mom?
by Cody5050 November 29, 2020
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Don't be a hafsa right now

Someone who throws tantrums and stomps when things don't go there way. A desi Karen.
Don't be a hafsa right now.
by Mn44 December 16, 2023
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