mud crotch

When a girl wipes back to front and pieces of poo get stuck in her pubes.

I was about to go down on this girl but I realized she had mad mud crotch, so I said, "hell nah, put your pants back on and get the hell out, bitch... unforgivable!".

by sir poop crumbles April 28, 2008

stick in the mud

Giving someone anal sex.

I was stirring the tuna casserole when I popped-out and accidentally gave her a stick in the mud.

by RNPS May 27, 2008

Mud Sucker

Scum horrible person who smells like old roast dinners.

Dave is such a Mud Sucker

by John Broderico February 12, 2007

Stick In the Mud

Is a nickname for gay sex

John and Obama were doing the stick in the mud routine, when i opened the door.

by JoeJoe860 August 08, 2008

mud flap

when your girlfriend sharts on ur balls while diong her missionary style

my girlfriend had burritos for lunch and gave me a mud flap during our nooner.

by lunchbox9000 August 23, 2009

Mud Duck

A female who is aware of the fact that her sole purpose of your friendship is to fuck you whenever u want.

She isn't my girlfriend, she's just a Mud Duck!!!

by Waldo the Wolf May 04, 2017

Mud Flaps

A very very very very old woman's vagina.
In other words, the vaginal lips are so old and saggy that they hang down like 2 mud flaps on a car.

I saw a pair of Mud Flaps walking down the street last night.

by stevegrebb October 10, 2007